do you have food
my parents aren't home
are they coming back with food
Too cool for this shit. Unless said shit involves copious amounts of crying and fictional characters.
but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?
"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"