Too cool for this shit. Unless said shit involves copious amounts of crying and fictional characters.

chelseajadexo:

have you ever had a weird sort of crush on one of your friends where you cant actually tell if its a crush or not??? do i want to kiss you?? do i just really enjoy being your friend????? who knows? not me

(via sir-arthur-conan-doyle)

    bae: come over
    me: do you have food
    bae: my parents aren't home
    me: are they coming back with food

straaya:

I’m just a needy piece of shit that needs constant reassurance that I’m wanted

(via jesus-on-a-unicycle)

fiercezucchini:

those feelings when you want a relationship

but you don’t

but you do

but you don’t

(via emmy-the-fangirl-murray)

hessofluffyyy:

cause of death: Colin’s wink at the end of his interview

(via colinmorganismagical)

sedirktive:

when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.

(via jennstarkid)

rexuality:

but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?

"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"

(via protienshakesfalconeggsandrocks)