Too cool for this shit. Unless said shit involves copious amounts of crying and fictional characters.

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

(via clotpolesonly)

cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

(via themoosehasthetadris)

tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

(via siriusnjames)

radvera:

ARTHUR: Merlin?? Oh my god what an idiot. I literally don’t care about him at all. He’s the worst, most DUMBEST. He’s such a bad servant and, like, person in general?? and so so stupid lol

ARTHUR: *sacrifices everything to make sure Merlin is safe* *spends every hour of every day with Merlin* *cannot function as a productive member of society when Merlin’s gone* *defends Merlin with his life*

(via colinmorgansv)

theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

(Source: himelistic, via philosophicalnerdfighter)

naturallywholocked:

if a girl asks you for a tampon, I dont care how much you hate that bitch if you have one you hand it over no one deserves that level of hell

(via kurtandersonhummels)

graceespooks:

graceespooks:

my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85

he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm

(Source: graceebooks, via motherfxckingfox)