Too cool for this shit. Unless said shit involves copious amounts of crying and fictional characters.


every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

(via clotpolesonly)


Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

(via themoosehasthetadris)


my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

(via siriusnjames)


ARTHUR: Merlin?? Oh my god what an idiot. I literally don’t care about him at all. He’s the worst, most DUMBEST. He’s such a bad servant and, like, person in general?? and so so stupid lol

ARTHUR: *sacrifices everything to make sure Merlin is safe* *spends every hour of every day with Merlin* *cannot function as a productive member of society when Merlin’s gone* *defends Merlin with his life*

(via colinmorgansv)


why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

(Source: himelistic, via philosophicalnerdfighter)


if a girl asks you for a tampon, I dont care how much you hate that bitch if you have one you hand it over no one deserves that level of hell

(via kurtandersonhummels)



my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85

he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm

(Source: graceebooks, via motherfxckingfox)